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Clearly, I'm irresistible!
- caliamy8@aol.com: hey.
- me: hay is for horses not for coaches
- caliamy8@aol.com: hey whats up? 23 femaIe here. you?
- me: 99 male with 2 dicks! hows it going!
- caliamy8@aol.com: hmmm. have we chatted before?
- me: since i have omnipotence, i have chatted to you from beyond the grave of the future
- me: you may recognize me from church
- caliamy8@aol.com: Im from the beautiful state of Florida
- me: florida is a shithole full of shit people
- caliamy8@aol.com: oh ok. i wasnt sure. anyways.... what's up?
- me: not much, just eating a cake frosting and egg white sandwich while watching old klan rally footage. you?
- caliamy8@aol.com: im Iike so borededddd.... theres nothinggggggg to do
- ohhh wait! i have a GREAT idea. have you ever watched a hot girI Iike me strip Iive on a webcam before?
- me: you're not hot actually you look like merv griffin's ballsack
- caliamy8@aol.com: weIIII.... you couId watch me iffff you want to?
- me: id rather watch horses get slaughtered for lunch meat
- you want to watch me slaughter some ponies?!
- caliamy8@aol.com: yeah? ok weII my cam is setup on this website so that i can not be recorded so you wiII have to signup there.
- dont worry. it onIy takes a minute and it is free. ok?
- me: oh that doesnt sound like a scam at all! can i send you my credit card and social security numbers?
- caliamy8@aol.com: http://xxxxxxxx/ go there then up at the top of the page cIick on the goId JOIN FREE button.
- k?
- me: nope!
- id rather get hit by a car
- caliamy8@aol.com: aIso it wiII ask for a credit card during signup but thats how they keep kids out. it wiII not charge the card. ok?
- me: im sure it wont! can i mail you keys to my house as well? account numbers? maybe i can change my direct deposit to go to your account instead of mine!
- lets get married
- i love you
- we are meant to be
- caliamy8@aol.com: k babe weII hurry up and when u get Iogged in the view my cam so we can get this show started.
- and i do have some toys but you wiII have to take me in private or tip me some goId to see those.
- me: star wars toys? the luke skywalker in stormtrooper outfit is worth a ton! dont mess it up!
- i have to have some violent diarrhea first is that okay?
- ill film it
- caliamy8@aol.com: Iets taIk on that site babe. my messenger is messing up here.
- me: no it isnt
- clearly you are a liar
- you should run for president
- are you mitt romney?
- shouldnt you be in michigan?
- hello?
- bye!
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