var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-11039476-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} Totally? Totally.Tumblr (3.0; @onetrickemopony)http://www.onetrickemopony.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E9pW6PwEayQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Filed under: Performance Art, Adele</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22616021106http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22616021106Mon, 07 May 2012 19:27:43 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/I2vZCuEOxJE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Medley in Brazil</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22586771159http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22586771159Mon, 07 May 2012 10:01:39 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/57Sb14dyaUc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>3 Second Rule</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22519130813http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22519130813Sun, 06 May 2012 11:31:21 -0400<p>troll away fuckers</p> <p><img height="194" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcmNSPJ6O36a_2nkl1N3ocpoujoOsrxMm9tOpk46_p0jmFj347s6p2TGtg" width="259"/></p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22346006192http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22346006192Thu, 03 May 2012 18:55:48 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6dB7S5ik51A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This makes all the sense in the world.  Poo WiFi</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22340586449http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22340586449Thu, 03 May 2012 17:36:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gk2eMAvy1qztgayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Be more brutal</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22327997708http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22327997708Thu, 03 May 2012 13:47:02 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/41126482" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Rapists Beware</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22319215442http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/22319215442Thu, 03 May 2012 09:37:59 -0400<p><iframe frameborder="0" height="380" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify:user:jsmckinney:playlist:34c6dV60RH8R6quRu5KcpR" width="300"></iframe></p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/21078802709http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/21078802709Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:16:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27wcsTa6L1qztgayo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We’ve found the Rebel Bass</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20779961649http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20779961649Mon, 09 Apr 2012 11:00:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1plqlfqCj1qztgayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Metal Detector</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20177248193http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20177248193Fri, 30 Mar 2012 13:54:22 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qOfClVBdXUI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Not sure what this is, but this guy is a badass and i want to be more like him</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20063205586http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20063205586Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:55:36 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aHpDPuh8A2Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Motherfucking Pterodactyl (predicting this has a million views by end of the week)</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20010254216http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/20010254216Tue, 27 Mar 2012 11:30:05 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eu_T058naBw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Meth heads and Sepultura</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19961734311http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19961734311Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:36:36 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sO-msplukrw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Chow Down at Chick Fil A (this is amazing)</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19601794136http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19601794136Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:47:54 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g5jwqymMWZ8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Possum Poetry Slam</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19577186151http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19577186151Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:05:48 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nITLob098W8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Earth Juice</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19354446591http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/19354446591Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:30:30 -0400caliamy8@aol.com: hey.<br /> me: hay is for horses not for coaches<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: hey whats up? 23 femaIe here. you?<br /> me: 99 male with 2 dicks! hows it going!<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: hmmm. have we chatted before?<br /> me: since i have omnipotence, i have chatted to you from beyond the grave of the future<br /> me: you may recognize me from church<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: Im from the beautiful state of Florida<br /> me: florida is a shithole full of shit people<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: oh ok. i wasnt sure. anyways.... what's up?<br /> me: not much, just eating a cake frosting and egg white sandwich while watching old klan rally footage. you?<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: im Iike so borededddd.... theres nothinggggggg to do<br /> ohhh wait! i have a GREAT idea. have you ever watched a hot girI Iike me strip Iive on a webcam before?<br /> me: you're not hot actually you look like merv griffin's ballsack<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: weIIII.... you couId watch me iffff you want to?<br /> me: id rather watch horses get slaughtered for lunch meat<br /> you want to watch me slaughter some ponies?!<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: yeah? ok weII my cam is setup on this website so that i can not be recorded so you wiII have to signup there.<br /> dont worry. it onIy takes a minute and it is free. ok?<br /> me: oh that doesnt sound like a scam at all! can i send you my credit card and social security numbers?<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: http://xxxxxxxx/ go there then up at the top of the page cIick on the goId JOIN FREE button.<br /> k?<br /> me: nope!<br /> id rather get hit by a car<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: aIso it wiII ask for a credit card during signup but thats how they keep kids out. it wiII not charge the card. ok?<br /> me: im sure it wont! can i mail you keys to my house as well? account numbers? maybe i can change my direct deposit to go to your account instead of mine! <br /> lets get married<br /> i love you<br /> we are meant to be<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: k babe weII hurry up and when u get Iogged in the view my cam so we can get this show started.<br /> and i do have some toys but you wiII have to take me in private or tip me some goId to see those.<br /> me: star wars toys? the luke skywalker in stormtrooper outfit is worth a ton! dont mess it up!<br /> i have to have some violent diarrhea first is that okay?<br /> ill film it<br /> caliamy8@aol.com: Iets taIk on that site babe. my messenger is messing up here.<br /> me: no it isnt<br /> clearly you are a liar<br /> you should run for president<br /> are you mitt romney?<br /> shouldnt you be in michigan?<br /> hello?<br /> bye!http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/18073306763http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/18073306763Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:06:02 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ERXq3r1Kq0Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I dont want my pizza burning</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/16186785796http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/16186785796Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:24:40 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8YAhjn_cRNc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1><span title="TEBAATUSASULA THEY DID NOT PAY US Ugandan movie UGMovies44">TEBAATUSASULA!!!</span></h1> <p><span title="TEBAATUSASULA THEY DID NOT PAY US Ugandan movie UGMovies44">best movie ever made</span></p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/16116142170http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/16116142170Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwm6oiEbRL1qztgayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too damn high</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/14621014714http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/14621014714Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:48:18 -0500