var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-11039476-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} Totally? Totally.Tumblr (3.0; @onetrickemopony)http://www.onetrickemopony.com/<a href="http://howfuckedismydatabase.com/">How Fucked Is My Database?</a>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/1015040260http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/1015040260Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:07:59 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="225" width="400"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="flashVars" 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/></object><br/><br/><p>Captain Planet</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/1005142575http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/1005142575Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:07:44 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nk2wViKSh_M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nk2wViKSh_M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>WTF</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/984397082http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/984397082Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:45:48 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T62i7a2HQQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T62i7a2HQQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Batman gets hungry whilst fighting crime</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/977357883http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/977357883Thu, 19 Aug 2010 10:33:15 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x70pWpIDqGs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x70pWpIDqGs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>How to find elves</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/973408638http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/973408638Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:07:42 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lCOfMP8cOZQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lCOfMP8cOZQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Omazing Grace </p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/967238451http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/967238451Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:15:20 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdPB-hi26Yk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdPB-hi26Yk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Andrew WK does the weather</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/966965850http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/966965850Tue, 17 Aug 2010 08:47:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l725zcQEc51qztgayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>DO WANT</p> <p>X-Wing fighter targeting system?  Or GPS android app? (click for vids) </p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/943835487http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/943835487Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:21:11 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ul3GqD_E45w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ul3GqD_E45w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Baby Preacher!</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/938824146http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/938824146Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:40:48 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l70776L2GA1qztgayo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>DEAL WITH IT.  Meme of the day.</p> <p>Also, I got a new blog layout that will allow me to post hilarious animated gifs.  get ready.</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/938383080http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/938383080Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:52:14 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4HGEkcVLbqw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4HGEkcVLbqw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>How to be a more brutal drummer.</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/914279327http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/914279327Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17:21:55 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6qnlmrJfW1qztgayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>WTF Captcha??</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/913155306http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/913155306Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:10:34 -0400<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_36a8ceb3f0"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=36a8ceb3f0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=36a8ceb3f0" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_36a8ceb3f0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Kenny Fuckin’ Powers gets signed to K-Swiss</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/899989129http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/899989129Tue, 03 Aug 2010 18:45:04 -0400<a href="http://www.codemystics.com/halo2600/">Halo 2600</a>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/893014905http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/893014905Mon, 02 Aug 2010 08:31:12 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ua-OqYZC1DA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ua-OqYZC1DA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Home Invasion!</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/881456099http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/881456099Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:20:41 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l666ldAdlZ1qztgayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You aint hardcore til you’ve driven a motorcycle into the circle pit. (click for article)</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/861569579http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/861569579Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:51:13 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uCBSX0XDSVI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uCBSX0XDSVI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>SO BRUTAL</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/846164576http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/846164576Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:11:01 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o0xewi_Gdc8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o0xewi_Gdc8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>ICP fans are fucking retarded.  </p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/837249970http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/837249970Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:30:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ene08E6q1qad74xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://nazigold.tumblr.com/">nazigold</a>)</p> <p>FAIL</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/833556482http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/833556482Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:47:52 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nsIxHsZZVOM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nsIxHsZZVOM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dying Fetus cover jam (amazing)</p>http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/810966812http://www.onetrickemopony.com/post/810966812Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:13:01 -0400